This is the 100th POST on SAVE vs. WORM !!!!
(I've been holding off on posting anything else until I make this post so that the timing works out exactly... but then I majorly procrastinated on actually making this for a few reasons, it's now a full month later than I originally wanted it to be out, I'm maybe the worst procrastinator ever, but anyway)
As a result, I reserve the right make one (1) incredibly self-indulgent self-reflective post with a big announcement (stay tuned to the end!) and a look back on ten years of D&D blogging... wait, 10 years? But this blog has only existed since October 2020?
Yes, but 2015 was the year that I made my first foray into OSR blogging, over at the very clumsily-named marsworms-rpgs.blogspot.com. I was 14 years old (actually 13 when I first started the blog since it was shortly before my birthday!) and trying to break out of just lurking on blogs like Goblin Punch, Dungeon of Signs, Dreams in the Lich House, and more, and start posting my own adventures and ideas. The original blog was honestly half-baked at times and never got all that much attention, and after three years of posting to it through multiple different phases of the blog's existence (including one where I leaned into a very over-the-top chaotic tone of voice with inconsistent capitalizations for effect while I described more overtly weird settings), I abandoned it and transitioned entirely to writing D&D stuff for my own enjoyment (and for my high school game) in Google docs. Wasn't until fall 2020 that I had the idea for King of Kings and started using this blog, and haven't stopped ever since (a few hiatuses notwithstanding).
But, before I share some highlighted posts from marsworms-rpgs (for those who might be interested to see what a teen way too into OSR stuff was up to in the mid 2010s I guess), the most important thing to highlight about my old blog is that its technically the place where the earliest GLOG was posted, kind of, maybe, by a technicality. This is something that came to the attention of the OSR server when I joined that back in 2020, so some of y'all definitely already know this. On August 3rd, 2015, I posted a link to an original Gamma World-inspired ruleset called Mutants & Machines of the Baffling Badlands (MMotBB for short). I took mechanical inspiration for MMotBB from A Rulset of My Very Own, a pre-GLOG ruleset developed by Arnold K. that would later develop into the GLOG! When the GLOGgers in the OSR server found that out, they decided to add this little abandoned ruleset to the big spreadsheet of GLOGhacks as "technically the first GLOGhack" since it came out a full year before the GLOG proper. I guess that's my contribution to the hobby there!
Here's links to some of the other more interesting posts from my original blog:
- Star-Liches and Other Space Creatures (three space-faring monsters statted up for LotFP)
- Elves (I was really into treating elves as basically magical xenomorphs for a long while there, it was a central fixture of the setting of my high school game, The World with No Name)
- Towards More Interesting Bandits
- Babel, the Tower of Spirits (concept for a megadungeon going in both directions)
- the races of the other world with no name (the beginning of the total revamp that TWWNN went through from a dark fantasy low fantasy setting with elfs dwarfs halflings to one with no humans that... over time got more and more historical in inspiration, kinda like King of Kings now that I think of it. Also when I started doing the less standardized formatting for a bit).
- the city of KOSSUM (this one I actually always look back on really fondly, as just a piece of writing more than a game thing)
- ANIMALS of the NATURAL WORLD and MORE ECOLOGY of the WORLD WITH NO NAME
- The World with No Name Session 1 part 1 and part 2
- Batrachians and Beezlebubs (2 new character classes based on frog-demons and fly-demons)
- Elementals (just some atypical elementals, nothin' much to it)
First, of course, I want to highlight having finished the Goin' Through the Fiend Folio series! 17 parts, more than 150 monsters, and several digressions back into the early days of the hobby via the Fiend Factory column in White Dwarf, where many of the monsters originated! Check out the newly-created Goin' Through the Fiend Folio Archive page for a nice centralized repository of links to those posts and anything related to them. I'd also like to highlight the amazing work done by my good friend Nick LS Whelan over at Blogs on Tape, an incredibly valuable podcast-by-way-of-archiving-project to record audio versions of blog posts that represent the OSR blogosphere; two posts of mine, A Forgotten Monster: The Cruel Jackdog and The Dog who Speaks Softly and the Woman who Barks Like a Dog were recently featured over on Blogs on Tape!
Before going into all-time most-viewed posts, here's the graph of the blog's view analytics over the past 5 years.
While there was a very sizeable, and for the longest time all-time highest, peak in late 2021, it's actually kinda notable at least to me that the blog's REAL all-time peak was this year! And seemingly not even that long ago! Save vs. Worm entering its line go up era ??? This is gonna be my elfgame equivalent of the Japanese economic boom.
Anywho, my all-time most viewed posts as of July 24th, 2025 have been:
- Be a Good Listener, Encourage Others to Talk (an ear-beholder sitting (or floating?) at 2.02k views)
- Goin' Through the Fiend Folio Part 1 (1.62k views)
- King of Kings: an Introduction (1.21k views)
- Product Identity, Schmoduct Identity (988 views)
- Ten Things for Your Game Based on Archaeology (805 views)
- Goin' Through the Fiend Folio Part 15 (Shocker to Symbiotic Jelly) (758 views)
- Parrot-Fiends of House Manati (and the Unceasingly Useful Dermestid Box) (688 views)
- The Amazon: A Class for King of Kings (652 views)
- False Prophets (A Monster for King of Kings) (583 views)
- Wild Cats of the Eastern Satrapies (513 views)
However, many of my BEST posts are UNJUSTLY ignored and maligned by the HIDEOUS CROWD... these UNDER-RATED posts receive nothing but CALUMNIES and PERSECUTIONS and IGNORING from people on like. reddit.com/r/OSR or whatever. Anyway, I do just want to take this opportunity to highlight some posts I personally really think are worth a read, perhaps even worth a comment, but which have less than 500 views (and, ideally on the lower side of that!)
- On Pigs (pigmen and manpigs oh my!)
- The Dog who Speaks Softly and the Woman who Barks like a Dog (genuinely maybe my best-written post, I need to channel this more. I'm incredibly surprised this has only 446 views, it feels like it should be one of my most popular.)
- d8 Alternative Mind Flayers
- Elden Ring's Land Squirts for Old School Roleplaying Games
- Six Horror Monsters for Underneath
- Pygmy Giants and Isle of the Cyclopean Monolith (A Ten Room Dungeon for King of Kings)
- The World of King of Kings: The Kingdom of the Straits
- Moon Men and a Calendar System for King of Kings (maybe my best post since "The Dog who Speaks Softly"?? not necessarily writing-wise, but in terms of packing a real punch of evocativeness and gameability into one package)
- Wasserdämonen des Landes der Dunkelheit (Three Monsters (and Two Lairs) for King of Kings)
But, well, 100 posts in, we aren't stopping now! I've spent plenty of words and plenty of links on reflecting on things I've written, but I'll also use this as an opportunity to touch on plans for the future of the blog. For the most part, I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing. I've got a lot of posts in the pipeline, mostly for King of Kings related things, and I'm about to be restarting the King of Kings campaign after 2 years of hiatus, so look forward to a return of session reports and more late antique Iranian stuff that's really grounded in the needs of the game. I also generally want to start writing and posting more dungeons, since location-based adventure design is so important to OSR play yet often so underrepresented in our online output, myself included. Also keep an eye out for more branching out into other genres, especially my perennial favorites, modern horror and Gamma World style post apocalypse. I still really need to put the notes from that Underneath campaign I ran back in 2023 together to upload to the blog.
And, most importantly of all, I've got a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT !
I will be releasing a King of Kings adventure location zine! It's been in the works in unfinished form for four years now, because everything takes me ages to actually get around to doing for some reason, but anyway, I'm actually going to follow through now. Here's a couple of example page spreads as a lil teaser visual, since I don't yet have a cover ready:
Keep an eye out for MORTUARY ON MOTH MOUNTAIN , an adventure location zine for [x] players of [y] level set in the ancient world of King of Kings! I'm planning on releasing it digital-only via itch.io at first, but a print run will likely follow once I'm able to do that.
Anyway, that's much too many words about me! I'm really glad that even a few people get anything out of my elfgame ramblings and ancient Persian mumblings, so thank you for reading. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming!
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